Unforgettable portable restroom experience
Transforming a quick toilet break into an unforgettable, immersive experience that recharges and entertains.
The Johns offers a luxury restroom service and tailored VIP rest areas for events and private hire.
THE
EXPERIENCE
one trailer - four rooms - four experiences
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THE
FUTURE
A panoramic spectacle of forests and mountains surround the room, through reeded glass, as a rippled stainless steel ceiling creates a serene lake effect above.
The hypnotising, beaming lights sway and dance to the rhythm of the music, cultivating a tranquil ambiance that surrounds visitors in a sensory experience.
While guests can experience this breathtaking scene, and step into The Future, the future still remains far from reach.
This room invites guests to use their imagination. Envision a future where the Earth, on the brink of ecological collapse, begins to reclaim its natural beauty. In this world, the Elites have brainwashed 90% of humanity, convincing them to embark on a one-way journey to Mars, seeking a new life beyond the confines of a dying planet.
The reward for the remaining civilisation is to become witness to a transformation like no other; an era of peaceful coexistence and harmonious living in a utopian future, where green landscapes and nature thrive in abundance. This is the future.
Vanity Affair
Step into Vanity Affair - a sanctuary, enveloped by a wall of mirrors, inviting guests to take a moment of self-reflection.
This room provides an opportunity to align one’s vanity, embracing self-love and prompting visitors to reconsider perspectives on life, or simply lose themselves in a few blissful moments.
This room is meticulously styled in a chic monochrome theme, featuring a sleek black toilet and a reeded floating basin. Chrome brassware elegantly ties in with the mirrors, creating a harmonious aesthetic, to complete the look.
One final touch - the captivating lighting effects that truly elevate the space when the door is closed. The lights dance in sync with the music, or can be configured into a mesmerising repeated pattern.
Vanity Affair gives guests permission to revel at their own reflection, taking a moment for vanity. Guests will not only leave refreshed but also with a newfound appreciation for the person they see looking back at them.
Gun Room
An old-fashioned hunting gun room; a classic and sophisticated space inspired by the British countryside and its tradition of hunting.
The Johns’ Gun Room is a sanctuary of timeless elegance and style, meticulously designed to celebrate Britain’s rich heritage.
Carved wooden gun racks locked behind gold-woven mesh doors proudly display an array of rifles, each with its own story to tell.
Dark, warm wood panelling, in Soho House green, adorns the walls, creating a cosy yet refined atmosphere. Antique hunting wallpaper reaches the ceiling and natural oak herringbone fills the floor.
This room, with Burlington sanitary ware and polished gold fixtures is destined to impress.
We invite your guests to immerse themselves in the artistry and traditions of the bygone era of the hunt.
You Bloom
Step into a floral oasis as you enter The Johns’ most elegant space - You Bloom - inspired by our co-founders’ mum.
Her presence is like a vibrant bloom that radiates joy and beauty, and this is something this space embraces.
Delicate yet bold flowers opening their petals all around. They, just like her, transform into something remarkable under the spotlight.
A floral tree adorns the corner, its branches overlapping a wallpaper crafted from an image handpicked by her - a portrayal of a lady in full bloom.
This serene room is completed with a confetti pink Burlington sanitary ware, encapsulating the essence of her nurturing and vibrant spirit.
Trailer Hire
Four Restrooms
Immersive
Sensory Experience
Premium Sound System
Bluetooth Connectivity
Lights Sync to Music
Different Scents in Each Room
White Glove Toilet
Attendant (Host)
200 Guests for 8 Hours
£POA
*More trailers arriving 2025
MORE INFORMATION
Trailer Size:
6 metres long including tow bar
2 metres wide
2.8 metres high
Power Requirement:
Power supply (13amp or 16amp)
Cost Covers:
Setup, on-site testing, and full 24-hour emergency call-out assistance.
Delivery and Collection Fee:
£2 per mile for delivery (collection is included in this fee)
Areas Covered:
We cover the South East of England and the surrounding counties.
Hire further afield can be discussed based on the event.
Longer Hire Options:
- Connect to main waste supply with temporary waste connection to mains sewer
- Multiple waste collection times arranged for larger events, if site access allows
ENHANCE
THE EXPERIENCE
Well Looked After
The Johns Experience invites you to elevate your event’s restroom experience with a White Glove Toilet Host.
Hosts are dedicated to enhancing your occasion by not only attending to The Johns throughout, to ensure toilets are meticulously clean, but by embracing your theme and dressing in accordance with the event, whether it's a lively festival or an elegant black-tie affair.
This option will allow you to indulge your guests with a level of service synonymous with only the finest establishments.
Indulge in a variety of scents curated for each room, as our attentive attendants spray Poo-Pourri toilet fragrances before and after each use, providing an exquisite experience for your guests.
For an added touch of luxury, we proudly offer KOKORO hand-poured perfume oils from a London-based perfumer.
Taking control of the restroom ambiance, your host, will also manage the toilet's music sound system. The music can be customised to align with your event's atmosphere, and requests are possible.
*Options without attendant can be discussed
Private
Members’ Club
VIP AREA
The Johns is on a mission to redefine the portable toilet industry by introducing a premium service focused on entertainment, service, and cleanliness, fit for royalty.
Our aim is to captivate guests with an unparalleled concept, curating unforgettable experiences for your events, to elevate both your reputation and ours.
While guests utilise the restroom, friends can indulge in the VIP Area of The Johns’ Private Members’ Club. Home to an exquisite handcrafted dressing table area and the latest vanity facilities, this space will transform any toilet break into a moment to luxury.
Perhaps your guests will want to take a brief 5-minute break from the event to unwind in our Chill Out area. Or relax on a cosy sofa while savouring a delightful cocktail from our specially designed bar?
The VIP area is designed to cater to these needs, evoking the ambiance of a sophisticated jazz-style lounge, reminiscent of a Speak Easy, blending relaxation with a touch of glitz and glamour.
Warm mood lighting and antique stained mirrors contribute to the inviting atmosphere beneath our stylish blackened stretch tent. This will be an area people can’t help talk about.
RESTROOMS - VANITY TABLES - CHILL OUT AREA & BAR
Our Story
The story behind The Johns starts with the name.
John is our father’s name and both my twin brother and I’s middle name - Lewis John and Jason John.
Not only this but the inventor of the modern toilet, the ingenious John Harrington, shared the same name. This is why in North America, the toilet is referred to as ‘the John’ - a homage to his contribution.
While Jason and I have been working together in the bathroom industry, accumulating more than four decades of combined experience between us, our tale begins in 1987 at our father's plumber’s merchants in Essex.
It’s fair to say, we were born into a family that saw toilets as more than just somewhere to visit when nature calls. And, at a young age, we were lucky enough to find ourselves in the United States. It was there that we encountered a fascinating world of creatively in uniquely styled and themed restrooms.
A quirky family tradition was soon born and every time we entered a new bar or restaurant, our first stop had to be the restroom. This tradition also introduced us to the intriguing figure of the ‘White glove Toilet Attendant’ and the incredible service they offered.
Over the years, amidst pipes, fixtures, and design trends, our true passion has always been to entertain. The seeds of The Johns were sown in those uniquely themed restrooms, and now, with a wealth of industry knowledge and a shared dedication to amusement and entertainment, we bring you, The Johns Experience.
